beep. beep. beep.
Snooze for 9 minutes.
Inhale. Smell the…
Oh yeah, broke the
coffee pot on Saturday.
That’s one more stop
in an already busy day.
But I’ve got this!
Shower. Blow dry.
Hair uncooperative.
Of course, it is.
It’s an on camera day.
Let’s hope the headset
can function like a headband.
I’ve got this!
Seven eleven didn’t have
my coffee brewed.
McDonalds soda machine,
Out-of-service.
At least traffic is moving,
and I remembered my water.
I might really have this!
Spoke too soon.
A car fire reduces
available driving lanes.
Farther up,
another morning
fender bender.
Once we resume
we hit the normal
traffic delays.
And of course, the gas light
chooses now to illuminate.
There’s a gas station
just after our exit.
I’ve still got this!
Can’t pay at the pump.
Line’s pretty long.
Stopped by every light
the rest of the way in.
Finally in the lot,
and I realize my tag
is in my other car.
Secure a guest parking tag,
and finally grab a coffee.
Time to start the adulting
part of my day.
I’ve got this!
